FP

I’m the first person to write “micefucker” on the Internet.

This is news for me!

Not really.

This is hardcore!

I should be sleeping already!

Tag surfing

One thing about tag surfing is that I would like my tags to automatically update as I add new tags to new posts.

OH MY GOD WHY WON’T MY TAGS AUTOMATICALLY UPDATE AS I ADD NEW TAGS TO NEW POSTS?

Otherwise, it is a very fine feature indeed and I thank the nice IT crowd at WordPress for creating the WordPress software and making the WordPress software wildly available for everyone through WordPress.

They should read my words!

I don’t know why they should read my words. They have better things to do.

Organized crime

Writing is not a crime. Lazy is not a crime.

Today I have been somewhat tired. I don’t know why I am tired sometimes. But I know it is not a crime.

I came late. Coming is not a crime, late or otherwise.

I have been eating well.

Kängtronica #1

A good example of kängtronica would be “The Lost Kid Office”.

Flushing failure

You know when you shit and it doesn’t all go away with the first flush and you have to wait for the tank to fill up again and sometimes you become inpatient and you think “this should be enough water”, but it isn’t, it never is, and then you have to wait for it to fill up again and you think “what if someone is waiting outside, listening”…

I hate that.

I’m an ass.

I just don’t know what to do with mice, elf.

Don’t know just what to do with mice, elf.

I can do better than this.

Introducing

There is nothing wrong with writing words while wanting worldly wääääh.

I start this blog with an intent of confuse. There must be millions of people like me, and millions of people who don’t like me. Maybe the same people.

It is nothing more than a word: “Kängtronica”, and it needed to be said. Someone had to say it.

I will not write more today, possibly ever.